deidaraismypassion:

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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via halfablyevilmarco)

sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

(via slapping)

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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(Source: etxt, via teenscoolest)

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

imallforspooky:

ladyavenger:

64kbps:

64kbps:

can firebenders bend hot people

18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website

yes

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I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT

(Source: shalrath, via halfablyevilmarco)

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